I am a Jedi

My dreams are always packed with adventure. Last night, I was a young padawan (apprentice training to be a Jedi). Star Wars stuff. I really can't remember the colour of my light saber. Anyway, the Siths and stormtroopers had killed our Jedi masters and we the young padawans (about 12 of us) fought for our lives before going into hiding.

All the fighting made us hungry and this girl downed bowl after bowl of something only to die poisoned. By then we knew we weren't safe and quickly left but a Sith and an army of stormtroopers were waiting for us just outside and so we were caught. They brought us to the Sith Lord and he proceeded to explain his true reason for killing the Jedis.

Yoda! (Simply because he's my favourite character in Star Wars)

For power, yes! You see the Jedis owned Oreo and everyone eats Oreos and that is power! The Siths only had cream crackers which were meh. Oreo in ice-cream, cakes, yoghurt, EVERYTHING. The Oreo owners, the Jedis were powerful! That's why the Siths wanted us dead, so they could rule the world with their horrible cream crackers.

Only 2 of us padawans managed to escape. The rest were killed. We then received a message to go to a secret Jedi headquarters. It could have been a trap but it was our only hope so we had to be careful. Once we got there, we found familiar faces who were family members and we were safe. It didn't take long for the Siths to discover us.

They invaded our headquarters and my friend and I were worried because we were the only 2 with Jedi training and light sabers to protect the lot. Surprise surprise, another 2 of the lot were secretly Jedis, unsheathing their light sabers and fighting alongside us. We slashed and we killed but the Sith Lord was strong. It took 3 of us to fully engage him in combat before one of them sliced him in half, head to...you-know-where.

Finally we won. We counted the few of us who survived and noticed a stranger among us. It was a woman with funny hair. Suddenly a bunch of weird looking people and creatures appeared from behind our walls. Everyone pointed weapons at everyone while a creature pierced the lady's head with a knife. Then the weird people swore their allegiance to us and the lady that was stabbed in the head wasn't even dead and was actually good. Apparently they were forced to work for the Siths and were finally freed. Hah hah hah. The end.