I haven't had potato chips in awhile, which is totally unusual. Alright I had quite a bit at Grandma Margaret's 70th birthday party last week but it doesn't count because I didn't have a whole packet to myself. It's hard to enjoy potato chips without a whole packet for complete satisfaction. Each day you don't eat potato chips, a potato dies for no reason. So I ask myself, am I really willing to be responsible for the unreasonable death of potatoes? I'm not a monster. I can't. It's not right. Back in the years during wars and what not, potatoes kept our ancestors alive. They deserve more love than that.
My potato chips craving is well justified and so it is only right that it be well satisfied. I shall head to the shops now.
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