Automatic Crap

Automated things hate me. They hardly ever see me coming. It's as if I'm invisible. I can walk right up to automated doors and they just stay freaking closed! Someone else would have to approach the door for it to open. Like what??!?!? It's not just doors. The taps too. I have to do all kinds of stupid (possibly offensive) hand gestures before ever washing my hands.

The one automatic crap I wish would ignore me sometimes and leave me alone though is the darn toilet flush. Halfway peeing and the flush decides it's its time to shine.