Black hole

Some people plan their weddings way before they're even eligible to tie the knot. I'm not one of them.

Instead, I've got my funeral planned out - a thick glassy coffin, a huge party and a final send-off by rocket into the closest black hole to be sucked in by gravity and crushed to smithereens....or maybe scare the living daylights out of some good folks in an alternate dimension, if any.

I like both.